Friday, January 31, 2014

a look back

I looked through my old Facebook posts and found some old statuses.
And here are just a few of them.
Enjoy! 

>I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away.
>It's never a good sign when someone is in the bathroom and yells "oh no!"
>Seaweed...the spinach of the sea!
>This is the second time I have sat next to someone in the library who Is shopping for prostitutes. That is too many times.
>I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 18 minutes.
>Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we can.
>Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
>I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.
>If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
>I think blowing on appliances to get them to work only worked in the nineties.

4 comments :

  1. Have you seen the youtube video with the guy who went around handing people briefcases and saying something like "Your life, your choice, 60 seconds."? I think his name was Vitaly, my husband thinks he's hilarious. Anyway, your first status reminded me of that video.

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    1. oh that sounds hillarious! I will have to check it out.

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  2. hahaha this makes me want to look back at my old posts!

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    1. I want to go back to the beginning and see what they were haha

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