I looked through my old Facebook posts and found some old statuses.
And here are just a few of them.
Enjoy!
>I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away.
>It's never a good sign when someone is in the bathroom and yells "oh no!"
>Seaweed...the spinach of the sea!
>This is the second time I have sat next to someone in the library who Is shopping for prostitutes. That is too many times.
>I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 18 minutes.
>Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we can.
>Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
>I'm
done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After
today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.
>If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
>I think blowing on appliances to get them to work only worked in the nineties.
Have you seen the youtube video with the guy who went around handing people briefcases and saying something like "Your life, your choice, 60 seconds."? I think his name was Vitaly, my husband thinks he's hilarious. Anyway, your first status reminded me of that video.
ReplyDeleteoh that sounds hillarious! I will have to check it out.
Deletehahaha this makes me want to look back at my old posts!
ReplyDeleteI want to go back to the beginning and see what they were haha
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