contents of my purse

Yup, that's it!
My wallet, temple recommend, and emergency beard (c/o Tyler).
Who needs more than that?
OK...maybe I do.
One day I needed a pen.
So I turned to the fella next to me,
"Hey, do you have a pen I could borrow? All I got's a beard."
And that's when I realized that it's weird to carry a beard in your purse.
But it came in handy down at Utah Lake last night when my face was freezing.
See, I make a terrible girl.
I have always struggled with purses.
I either carry nothing or I carry too much.
For example:
In middle school I had two particular purses.
The first was approximately the size of my fist and carried maybe two sticks of gum.
And then I upgraded.
To a purse that I literally use as a duffel bag now.
What was I thinking carrying around that big of a purse?
I like to joke that your confidence is only as big as your purse.
And I had a BIG purse.
And now I just have a weird purse.
So.....pretty accurate.