confessions and observations of a college student: part 5

1. First and foremost. If someone asks to look at your phone it is always necessary to take five seconds and try to delete every embarrassing thing that you possibly can without them noticing. If not, you will regret it later.

2. I'm always amazed when I see people alone in their car and they AREN'T jamming out. Now that's self control.

3. That dreadful moment when you have already walked all the way to the front of the classroom and you still haven't chosen a seat yet.

4. That moment when a stranger holds your hand. What???

5. I have noticed that women are monkeys. Especially in church, if a girl is behind another girl they will pick off all the lint/hair/etc. just out of kindness or boredom. At least we don't eat what we find right?