I overheard my teacher telling a group to make the title of their paper sound:
"Sexy-colon-serious"
I just did not understand what that meant.
So I decided to come up with some titles of clearly great essays.
Now, you must read these in your most ghetto-gangsta of voices.
Cause that's how I wrote them.
Obviously.
-Come a little closer: ebola is spreading quickly.
-Yeah take it off: your house is on fire.
-Hey baby: stocks are rising
-Let me see you shake it: obesity causes 18% of deaths.
-You’re lookin' so hot: We need to talk….
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