father's day

On this lovely day of Fathers I have decided to write on the topic of gifts.
And what I'm sure ALL fathers actually want.

1. Bacon in the morning. And in the afternoon. And in the evening. And snacks of course too.

2. And for those in-between-bacon bites, something that is not going to be healthy. No trying out new meals today. No cauliflower disguised as mashed potatoes or rice. Just some good 'ol diabetes on a plate. (How would you like your eggs?   Um.....in a cake.)

3. Control of the remote for the whole day. Don't make him watch anymore Say Yes To The Dress on this day. Let him watch something gruesome like The Walking Dead or....Duck Dynasty.

4. Silence. Stop yakking his ear off and let the man sit in peace for a whole day.

5. And last of all, the gift of manliness. Let him grow his beard out, or spit wherever he wants, or leave the toilet seat up, or not wash his hands...... (?)

Happy Father's Day to all them dads.