Friday, May 1, 2015

how to...

......Bomb an interview.
A situation recently arose where it was vital that I fail an interview.
No explanation needed.
Sometimes you just do stupid stuff and then have to try and fix it.
In the most ridiculous way possible.
So here are my tips to bomb an interview.
Cause sometimes you have to.

1. Check your phone during the interview. Maybe answer a phone call or you could even play your opponent back on Trivia Crack.
2. Start eating while they are talking. Preferably something loud and obnoxious like an apple or Cheetos. Quiet foods are too polite.
3. Get a really dazed look on your face and just act like you don't know what's going on. Don't have any intelligent questions or comments....just nod your head with glassy eyes.
4. If the interview is over Skype, get up and leave the screen for a bit...or "accidentally" hang up because your "battery is dead".
5. Dress to un-impress. Sweats are always good, but if you don't want to make your desire to fail too obvious just throw on a t-shirt and jeans. And ALWAYS forget the deodorant.

So there ya have it.
Best of luck to you all.

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