confessionals

> I may have taken this picture whilst driving. Or not. (But I did.....)

> I didn't shower for five straight days this week. Forgive me.

> I most definitely touched poop on multiple occasions this week. It gets bad when you stop thinking "Ew. I'm gonna vomit" and now all you think is "Ugh. Not again."

> I probably said the distasteful "f" word a few times yesterday. And by probably I mean yes. I did.

> I ate five donuts at work the other day. And my belly was definitely not happy. And neither were my co-workers but I'll keep blaming that old guy over there.



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