substitute

I have been substitute teaching lately.
I don't know how I feel about it.
It pretty much made me glad that I changed directions of my life from teaching....
But here is what I have learned from these hooligans:
>Preparatory kids are really bad at trash talk.
>I automatically hate the prettiest girl in any class. (Past trauma I suppose?)
>I still like the unpopular kids the most.
>All high schoolers look the same to me.
>Tiny humans can make a LOT of noise.
>Some girls flirt with everything.
>Teachers have bladders of steel because they never get to pee.
>Children are little butt nuggets.
>It's really funny to watch people get hit in the head with a basketball.
>My name is now teacher.