awkward

Life is awkward.

Because sometimes you have to hiney hang* in front of a man.

(But he still dates you anyways)

And sometimes you order a dessert for two and eat it by yourself.

(Even though they gave you two forks)

And sometimes you see a man walking out of the grocery store and think, “dang he’s hot.”

(Turns out its your ex…..)

Sometimes you have to break into your apartment while wearing a skirt.

(There’s no way to do this like a lady)

Sometimes you walk past a bathroom stall with wide cracks.

(And make eye contact with the person inside)

Sometimes you sit next to a guy with both your hands touching in preparation for the hand-holding.

(Which is actually the best kind of awkward)

And sometimes you get a physical from your doctor.

(And can’t stop giggling because you’re ticklish)

*A woman peeing. In the woods.