Saturday, May 9, 2015

dump

I am emptying my camera of all pictures.
So that when I'm picnic-ing under the Eiffel Tower I'm not left hanging.
So you lucky dawgs get to see the photo dump.







Tuesday, May 5, 2015

packing list

Europe is happening in five days!
It doesn't quite feel real, but the packing has begun anyways.
Ya know, it's a lot harder to pack for six weeks when you only get one backpack.
But alas, it is done.
So here is my packing list for backing Europe for six weeks, through a variety of cold and hot countries.

The bags:






















1. My carry-on/Day pack is from Old Navy. (Purchased second-hand by me obviously.) It has a zipper, detachable shoulder strap, and is canvas so I can roll it up and put it in my backpack if I need to.
2. My pack is a High Sierra Explorer. It is comfortable, has lots of storage, a rain cover, and a pocket for a water reserve.

The Clothes:
1. One tank.
2. One T-Shirt.
3. One 3/4 sleeved shirt.
4. One flannel.

1. One pair of shorts.
2. Leggings.
3. Jeans.
4. A skirt that is long enough to visit religious sites.


1. A rain jacket.
2. A swimming suit. This will most likely be this suit's last hurrah. Then I will leave it in Greece to make room for souvenirs.
3. A dress.
4. A romper.



















1. Flip-Flops. They're at the end of their life so I will probably get rid of them when they break and buy some fancy Italian ones of course.
2. Nikes.
3. Tevas. Naturally.

Technology:

1. European Power Adaptors.
2. Phone (not pictured) and phone charger.
3. Ipod and headphones.
3. Laptop and charger.
4, Thumb Drive and Extra SD card.
5. Tripod.
6. Camera (Not pictured) and camera charger.

Hygiene:

1. Travel Razor.
2. Deodorant. Men's. Obviously.
3. Dr. Bronners Soap. So I will have enough room for other liquids if I carry-on.
4. Baby Wipes. For pretend showers if there aren't real ones available.
5. Headband and hair-ties.
6. Mascara.
7. Toothbrush and Toothpaste.
8. Chapstick.
9. Glasses.
10. Q-Tips.
11. Clip.
12. Hand Sanitizer.
13. Soap Flakes.
14. Band-Aids.
15. Comb.
16. Dramamine and Advil.
17. Washcloth.
18. Lotion.
19. Perfume.
20. Shampoo.
21. Facial Toner. To keep my face clean and free of bacteria.
22. Sunscreen.
23. Essential Oils.
24. Not pictured: Straightener.

Miscellaneous:


1. Foldable Water Bottle.
2. Passport.
3. Change Purse.
4. Wallet.
5. Travel towel.
6. Travel Journal and pens.
7. Padlock. To secure our packs in hostel lockers.
8. Pepper Spray. Courtesy of my boyfriend.
9. Not pictures: A book for light reading. Or a Kindle.

So thurr ya go.
Let the countdown begin.

Friday, May 1, 2015

how to...































......Bomb an interview.
A situation recently arose where it was vital that I fail an interview.
No explanation needed.
Sometimes you just do stupid stuff and then have to try and fix it.
In the most ridiculous way possible.
So here are my tips to bomb an interview.
Cause sometimes you have to.

1. Check your phone during the interview. Maybe answer a phone call or you could even play your opponent back on Trivia Crack.
2. Start eating while they are talking. Preferably something loud and obnoxious like an apple or Cheetos. Quiet foods are too polite.
3. Get a really dazed look on your face and just act like you don't know what's going on. Don't have any intelligent questions or comments....just nod your head with glassy eyes.
4. If the interview is over Skype, get up and leave the screen for a bit...or "accidentally" hang up because your "battery is dead".
5. Dress to un-impress. Sweats are always good, but if you don't want to make your desire to fail too obvious just throw on a t-shirt and jeans. And ALWAYS forget the deodorant.

So there ya have it.
Best of luck to you all.